25 things not to say to a naked guy

1. Ahh, it's cute.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?
3. You know they have surgery to fix that.
4. It's more fun to look at.
5. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's ok, we'll work around it.
8. (giggle and point)
9. Can I be honest with you?
10. Are you one of those pygmies?
11. I didn't know they came that small.
12. Why is God punishing you?
13. At least this won't take long.
14. I never saw one like that before.
15. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
16. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
17. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
18. Are you cold?
19. If you get me real drunk first.
20 Is that an optical illusion?
21. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
22. Were you neutered?
23. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
24. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
25. Where's the rest of it?

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Why is God punishing you

OH WHY OH WHY is God punishing ME? hahahahahah
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2008-05-31 @ 23:30:13

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