Things to do in a public bathroom....

1. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

2. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

3. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

4. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

5. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

6. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

7. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

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